OMG OK SO WHAT DO THE GHOULS EAT IN TOKYO GHOUL?
[brushes your hair] hey
[bakes you cookies] hey guess what
[kisses ur cheek] ur very special and important and i love you
i’m just picturing jack frost talking to jamie when he’s older (and of course jamie still believes in him why wouldn’t he) and jack calls him “kid” and like
"jack i’m in college"
"i know, kid. i know"
"i’ve been alive for over three hundred years and i’ve known you since you read books about bigfoot i reserve the right to call you kid"
"…….. i still read books about bigfoot"
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes